This morning as I watched television, I decided to start a list of things that I thought everyone and their mom knew, yet I find every day that my fellow dude friends are clueless. I'm not meaning to offend anyone, and (even though probably only 2 people read this), feel free to leave any habits/quirks that you can think of even if its me and I just don't know it yet. Or, if you agree/are disturbed/think I'm a sissy for listing something, let it be known. I'll keep this going for awhile each day I come up with something, but for now I leave you with three:
-Placing the toilet plunger in the shower after using it.
-Making a grilled cheese sandwich, by toasting two pieces of bread in the toaster and then sticking a piece of cheese in the middle.
-Completely ignoring the expiration date on the milk jug when purchasing. (Sometimes even I have trouble finishing a gallon in 2 days.)
And with that, I will start my work for the day. Good tidings be to all of ya'll.
I like to eat entire cans of Pringles in one sitting.... I also leave my shoes everywhere for people to trip over
ReplyDeleteMy judgement does not fall upon you. Pringles are delicious and your shoes are excused.
ReplyDeletephew... okay good
ReplyDeleteI like to punch people in the faces before they eat. I think it helps digestion.
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