Friday, February 27, 2009

Big Dreams

Wow wow wee waa. Some weird dreams last night. Maybe I shouldn't eat a whole pizza for dinner next time. But at the same time dreams are so much fun. I would liken my dreams to the closest I'll ever get to being a Hollywood actor. The dream is my movie and no matter what happens, I wake up to find it didn't. I will share an excerpt from last nights film:

Hanging out with random people from high school, well actually I never even really knew them they were, three years younger than me but yes I'm hanging out with them in... I guess an airport like building except it had no gates or planes. Just big and... well it reminded me of an airport. We're standing around when the police show up. I figure they're after some other troublemakers but this guy who looks straight out of Reno 911 looks straight at us and fires his gun with a loud thud, not a crack like a bullet. I turn to see the projectile, in an Iron Man, Jericho missile style, shoot up into the air then split apart and down comes this massive net right on top of us. I was standing fairly far away from my "friends" by now and the net only manages to catch one of my legs under it. I considered myself lucky tho, because about every foot there was a massive hook that ate into the ground, and that really would have sucked if it landed on my leg. Anyways, they arrest us, I know I didn't do anything wrong so I thought it was just my friends or something, and then they accuse me of being a drug dealer. Yeah so I'm in deep dookie.

I get put into the police car and I start spilling about how I'm innocent. It was kinda weird tho because I was in the passenger seat, and when i turned to see who was driving, it was definitely Miley Cyrus. She's a very understanding girl. She thought I might have been drunk when i was arrested but I told her I don't drink so she was like... oh wow. So then we get out at some other place, and it turns out she wants me to be in one of the scenes of her next big hit movie so i walk down the hall and enter this room with her and theres a rock climbing wall. She gets to the top and I start climbing up... and then i woke up. So I try my hardest to fall back into my dream but it seems like its just going on without me so I stopped trying.

I love dreams, except for the leave you hanging aspect.

Sorry for the length but I like writing down dreams when I wake up.

Have you had any sweet dreams recently?

Friday, February 13, 2009

Joaquin?

So after following the news articles about his retirement, hip hop aspirations, hoax... and finally the Letterman interview, I'd have to say Joaquin Phoenix is officially the coolest actor ever for this "character", or he definitely needs help. I really hope it is all in jest somehow though, because I like the guy and it would be sad if he never did another movie. This is no big issue but if anyone ever finds good stuff explaining this stuff, gimme some notice.

Friday, February 6, 2009

My 25 random things.

I didn't feel like tagging people so I'll post this here. I was a little bit bored, so of course I attempted the big 25. Now I really feel accomplished.

1. My childhood crush was on Maid Marian, the fox from the Disney cartoon Robin Hood. Something about those eyes…
2. I think and speak better when I’m walking. At home whenever someone calls I walk in circles around the dining room table and usually don’t notice for a few minutes.
3. I wish women gave birth to puppies instead of babies. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a baby as cute as a puppy, and in fact, the only cute baby I have ever seen was… me.
4. I enjoy standing on top of high(er) things. Chairs, heating radiators, stacks of pillows, naaature.
5. I have a Febreze vanilla bean air freshener in my room and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
6. For some reason I like dark, smoky atmospheres, especially during concerts.
7. I like to sleep with a teddy bear, just because I like to hold onto something when I’m trying to get to sleep. If no teddy is available I can use a small pillow, jacket, or bag of rice.
8. Unless I’m in a public restroom, I always sit down when I go potty. Call me a girl, but I’d rather relax and not have to clean up the seat and floor afterwards.
9. I still don’t have a cell phone.
10. Clowns hold a special place in my heart. I had a video on how to become a clown when I was a child and it really left a positive mark on my life. I think all clowno-chondriacs should be forced into watching it as therapy. I think it could change the world.
11. I don’t do naps. When I wake up in the morning, no matter how early, I’m up for the day and won’t sleep until night time.
12. I like to do nice things for people without telling them. The next time something nice happens to you and you don’t know who did it, just remember that.
13. I clean the toilet every time before I use it when I’m sharing it with anyone but my family.
14. I’m color blind so please don’t ask me if your clothes match.
15. My family was having a new home built and I went over to explore when they just had the frame and stairs up. I went into what would soon be my room and wondered why the workers had left a half full lemon-lime Gatorade bottle out in the open. I didn’t realize until I smelled it that it wasn’t Gatorade.
16. I really dig mechanical pencils. 0.5 lead only.
17. The book I most remember from my childhood is “Scuppers the Sailor Dog.”
18. I actually enjoy throwing up. I don’t do it often so don’t call me bulimic but when the occasion does arise I’m not disappointed.
19. I don’t like any dressing on my salads. Just give me straight veggies.
20. I use Gillette dry skin hydrator + body wash and you should too. That stuff lathers like no other.
21. When I was younger and my sister had a horse I used to play on gigantic hills of horse poop. I think one time I actually pushed Adam Covell down and he got it all up in his clothes.
22. Sometimes just hearing a word can trigger me to totally get distracted and lose myself inside my head right in the middle of a conversation. I’m so sorry to anyone that I do that to… mainly Laura… but I promise it’s not because I don’t care about what you were saying.
23. I used to want to be just like Davey Havok.
24. I think I might be starting to get tired of chocolate. Maybe not.
25. I really love my friends and family. Every one of them.